French kissing: As told by Bill Haverchuck
Bill: You're not going to French kiss her, are you? French kissing is gross. I wouldn't French kiss in a million years.
Neal: And why the hell not?
Bill: HELLO! Spit, germs, mucus, old bits of food! And that's just to name a couple there's a LOT of things in there! I mean why do you have to use your tongue anyway? Aren't you supposed to kiss with your lips?
Neal: Because it's not a real kiss unless you use your tongue.
Bill: Why? What's the point? I mean, what are you supposed to do lick the inside of her mouth? Are you supposed to lick her teeth? Do you make your tongue hard or soft?
Sam: GOD, BILL! Enough!
Bill: What? I wanna know now, since everybody seems to think that French kissing is SO great.
Neal: Okay... Bill. You put your tongue AGAINST her tongue.
Bill: What if she puts her tongue too far into my mouth? What if I throw up? What if I throw up all over her? WHAT IF I THROW UP IN HER MOUTH.
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